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They Accused Me of Fraud. It Made $20 Billion.

What happens when numbers stop making sense and the government needs a scapegoat?

Phil McKinney
Phil McKinney
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They Accused Me of Fraud. It Made $20 Billion.

The knock came at 2:47 AM.

I know the exact time because I was staring at the hotel clock when the Polícia Federal burst into my room in São Paulo. They didn’t wait for me to dress. Middle of the night, standing there in my boxers, watching them rifle through my briefcase while barking questions in Portuguese.

“Você admite a fraude?”

I didn’t need a translator to know what fraude meant.

Twenty minutes later, I was sitting in a conference room at Telesp headquarters—still in my underwear, now with a borrowed shirt that didn’t fit—being formally charged with defrauding the Brazilian government and its citizens.

What had we supposedly stolen? They claimed CSC Intelicom, the company where I was Head of Global Telecom Consulting, had stolen millions by taking full payment upfront and then “never delivering” the cellular network we’d been contracted to build.

But we couldn’t deliver because the numbers had stopped making sense.

And when numbers stop making sense, everything breaks.

The Pitch That Should Have Been a Warning

In the 1990s, my team at CSC Intelicom had the hottest track record in the industry. We’d deployed the majority of the first GSM networks in Europe—Mannesmann (now Vodafone), Cellnet (now O2), MTN in South Africa, Europolitan (now Telenor). When countries wanted to launch a mobile network, they called us.

Brazil was no different. São Paulo, specifically. One of the last major Brazilian cities to deploy cellular systems, and they wanted to go big, the largest market in Latin America.

On paper, the Telesp Celular bid looked incredible. The numbers were massive. The growth projections were astronomical. The opportunity seemed unlimited.

But there was a problem embedded in those projections that most people missed: the baseline numbers were already meaningless.

Brazil’s inflation rate in January 1990 was 71.9%. February was 71.7%. March hit 81.3%.

Let me translate that: If you had 1,000 reais in your pocket on January 1st, by April 1st you needed 5,381 reais to buy the same things. Your money lost more than 80% of its value in ninety days.

Now try running a business in that environment. Try building a telecommunications network. Try signing contracts, ordering equipment, paying workers, making plans that extend beyond next week.

You can’t. Because when figures change that fast, they stop being numbers. They become noise.

When a Million Becomes a Billion Overnight (Literally)

Most people struggle to comprehend the difference between a million and a billion. A million seconds is 11 days. A billion seconds is 31 years. That gulf between those two numbers is where clear thinking dies.

Brazil took this to the extreme: Between 1986 and 1994, Brazil changed its currency five times. Not redenominations. Full currency replacements.

  • Cruzeiro
  • Cruzado
  • Cruzado Novo
  • Cruzeiro (again)
  • Cruzeiro Real
  • Real

By the time they introduced the modern real in 1994, one real equaled 2.75 × 10^18 of Brazil’s original réis. That’s 2.75 quintillion to one.

Most people can’t even comprehend what a quintillion is. I’ll save you the math: it’s a billion billions.

And here’s what that does to your ability to think about scale: It destroys it completely.

When your salary from last month wouldn’t buy lunch this month, when yesterday’s price for cement is 50% higher today, when the currency you’re paid in might not exist next quarter—you stop being able to estimate, plan, or make rational decisions.

Your brain gives up. Everything just becomes “big” or “small” or “impossible.”

Asking “Per what?” is how you spot manipulation—per what baseline? Over what timeframe? Relative to what?

In Brazil, there was no stable “what.” The denominator was on fire.

The $22,000 Activation Fee

We knew the environment was insane before we signed the contract in 1991. Warning signs were everywhere.

When Telesp Celular launched in August 1993, they were charging $22,000 USD just to activate service. Not the phone. Not the plan. Just to turn it on.

Twenty-two thousand dollars. Per customer.

Not a price. A filter designed to keep everyone but the ultra-wealthy out. But it also meant the business model was completely inverted—instead of growing the customer base and making money on usage, they were extracting maximum upfront value from a tiny elite to get ahead of inflation.

By 1998, when the network was privatized, they had 1,141,000 subscribers across 371 municipalities. Sounds impressive until you realize there were 15 million people on waiting lists for cellular service and another 15 million waiting for fixed-line service.

Half of Brazil’s businesses had no phone service at all.

This is what happens when the ability to reason about scale collapses at a systemic level. Market signals become gibberish. Nobody can tell what’s working because the baseline keeps moving.

Why We Demanded 100% Upfront (And Why They Agreed)

CSC Intelicom’s finance team saw what I saw: the math didn’t work. More importantly, it wouldn’t work because the underlying currency was actively disintegrating.

So we did something almost unprecedented in large-scale infrastructure contracts: we demanded 100% payment upfront, in US dollars, before we started any work.

Telesp agreed. Immediately.

Second warning sign.

When a government-backed telecom agrees to pay the entire contract value upfront in hard currency during a hyperinflation crisis, it means one of two things:

  1. They’re desperate and have no better options
  2. They’re planning to make you the scapegoat later

Turns out, it was both.

The Moving Target Problem

The fraud accusation came down to this:

The Brazilian government claimed we took the money and didn’t deliver the network. “Never delivered” was the phrase they kept using during my interrogation.

But “delivered” implies there was a stable definition of what we were building.

There wasn’t.

Every month, the requirements changed. Not because of normal project evolution—because the numbers themselves kept changing. When inflation runs at 70%+ monthly, equipment costs explode, labor costs multiply, vendor pricing becomes speculative fiction.

We’d get approval for a tower site based on this month’s costs. By the time we started construction, the costs had doubled. But the budget hadn’t, because it was denominated in cruzados or cruzeiros or whatever was dying that month.

So we’d go back for more money or approval to modify the plan. And the government appointees would change—because they replaced the CEO every time the political winds shifted—and the new leadership would have different priorities.

Brazil was teaching us about exponential chaos. When the variable you’re measuring changes by an order of magnitude between measurements, you’re not behind schedule. You’re in a different universe.

The Night Everything Broke

I’d come to Brazil for a routine site visit. My team was exhausted, demoralized, working impossible hours in an environment where “impossible” had become the baseline.

I was there to tell them they were doing an incredible job under circumstances beyond anyone’s control. That CSC Intelicom saw them, valued them, understood what they were dealing with.

That night in the hotel, I was reviewing deployment schedules, trying to figure out how to communicate realistic timelines to headquarters when the actual timeline depended on whether Brazil changed currencies again before equipment shipments cleared customs.

Then: the knock. The police. The ride to Telesp headquarters.

Cold interrogation room. A borrowed shirt that smelled like cigarettes. A small group of 3 to 4 people.

They had documents. Pages and pages showing the payment CSC Intelicom received, showing the promised milestones, showing… nothing delivered.

“You took our money and gave us nothing.”

“We gave you equipment, plans, expertise, teams working 16-hour days—”

“Where is the network?”

“Your requirements keep changing. Your approvals take months. Your currency changed three times since we started—”

“So you admit you failed to deliver?”

An elegant trick, really. They’d defined delivery as complete network launch. But launch depended on approvals they controlled, in an environment they’d destabilized, using metrics they kept redefining.

It’s the ultimate “per what?” trap. Delivered per what standard? According to which version of the requirements? Measured in which currency?

They handed me documents to sign. Admissions of fraud. Agreements to return funds. Corporate mea culpas that would implicate not just me but everyone on my team.

I refused.

The Call That Restored My Freedom

Around noon, everything stopped. The interrogators left the room. Thirty minutes later, they came back with different energy.

“You can go.”

Just like that. No explanation. No apology. No charges filed.

I found out later that CSC Intelicom had made calls. Big calls. To whoever you call when your executive is being held by federal police in a foreign country. The kind of calls that involve lawyers, diplomats, and people whose names you don’t say out loud.

Within an hour, I was in a car heading to a private airfield. CSC Intelicom had chartered a jet. They wanted me out of Brazil before anyone changed their mind.

Still wearing the borrowed shirt.

I landed in Miami nine hours later, walked through US customs in wrinkled clothes that didn’t fit, looking like I’d escaped from something.

Because I had.

The QBR I Wouldn’t Attend

Fast forward twelve years. I was CTO at HP, running the company’s Innovation programs. HP decided to hold a quarterly business review in São Paulo—an internal leadership meeting to review business performance across regions.

“All executives must attend.”

I sent a polite decline.

“Phil, this isn’t optional.”

“I’m not going to Brazil.”

“We need everyone there. It’s important for—”

“I was charged with fraud by the Brazilian government. In my underwear. At 2 AM. I’m not going back.”

That got their attention.

HP’s compromise: They would send two people with me. One was a fixer who understood Latin American government relations. The other was an attorney.

Their job was to get me out if anything went sideways.

We landed in São Paulo. I held my breath at customs. The officer scanned my passport, looked at his screen, looked at me.

Stamped it. “Bem-vindo.”

Welcome.

It was like the entire thing had never happened. No flags. No warnings. No record.

Brazil had forgotten. Or decided to forget. Or the people who remembered were gone.

I attended the QBR. Participated in the internal reviews and strategy sessions. While I was there, I also met with Vivo—the joint venture that now controlled the old Telesp mobile network—since they were an HP customer.

And then I left. Haven’t been back since.

Some people say I’m being paranoid. Maybe they’re right.

But I know what happens when numerical reasoning breaks down at a governmental level. I know how fast “forgotten” becomes “remembered” when someone needs a scapegoat again.

Numbers might forget. People don’t.

The Network That Launched Anyway

Here’s the ending no one talks about in bureaucratic nightmares:

We got the network launched in 1993.

Not on time. Not on budget. Not according to any plan anyone originally wrote.

But by 1998, Telesp Celular was the largest cellular operator in Latin America. When they privatized the Telebras system, Portugal Telecom paid $3 billion—a 226% premium over the minimum bid—for something the government had claimed was fraud and failure six years earlier.

That network I was charged with failing to deliver generated nearly $20 billion in privatization revenue for Brazil.

Telefónica runs it now. It’s still one of the biggest mobile networks in South America.

All the chaos, hyperinflation, currency changes, political scapegoating, middle-of-the-night interrogations—and the thing still got built.

Not in spite of the numerical breakdown. It’s because some people—my team, specifically—refused to let the chaos break them.

They kept building even when the figures stopped making sense. They found new ways to estimate when the old ways failed. They developed intuition for “is this order of magnitude correct?” when precision became impossible.

The real skill: not thinking clearly about scale when everything’s stable, but maintaining the capacity to think proportionally when the entire system is designed to make you stop.

The Question I Can’t Stop Asking

Thirty-three years later, I still think about that conference room. The cold. The cigarette-smell shirt. The stack of papers they wanted me to sign.

And I think about all the people who did sign. The executives from other companies who were in similar situations, who made the calculation that admitting to something they didn’t do was safer than fighting it.

Were they wrong?

I got out because CSC Intelicom had resources to deploy. Because someone knew who to call. Because I was American and that meant something.

What about the people without those advantages? The local managers who became scapegoats? The Brazilian engineers who couldn’t leave?

Spotting numerical manipulation is essential. But sometimes, the manipulation isn’t about convincing you the math is right.

It’s about making the math irrelevant.

When they can change the baseline, redefine the terms, eliminate the denominator, and control what counts as “delivered”—your ability to think clearly about scale becomes a threat to their narrative.

That’s when they come for you at 2 AM.

What You’re Really Learning

The frameworks exist: scale, ratios, exponential versus linear growth, quick estimation, smell tests for statistical manipulation.

What happens when those tools are systematically stripped away from an entire society.

Brazil in the 1990s showed how numerical chaos creates political opportunity. When people can’t tell millions from billions anymore—when their salary from last week won’t buy lunch today—they become easy to manipulate.

And the people doing the manipulating? They understand scale and magnitude just fine.

They’re counting on you not to.


The network launched. I got out. Brazil moved on.

But I still don’t go back.

Because the one thing I learned that my team’s perfect deployment record couldn’t teach me: Sometimes the math works, you do everything right, and they still come for you in your boxers at 2 AM.

Numbers forgive. Power doesn’t.


Want the frameworks for thinking clearly about scale, ratios, and numerical manipulation? Watch Numerical Thinking: How to Find the Truth When Numbers Lie (Thinking 101 - Ep 7) on YouTube.

And if you’ve ever been in a situation where the numbers stopped making sense but you had to keep building anyway? I’d genuinely like to hear about it. Comment on the video or here. These stories matter.

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Phil McKinney is an innovator, podcaster, author, and speaker. He is the retired CTO of HP. Phil's book, Beyond The Obvious, shares his expertise and lessons learned on innovation and creativity.

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